Me You

Would you still love me if I were a Squishable? No waitwould you still Squish ... Would you still love me if I were a Squishable? No waitwould you still Squish me if I were a worm? WAIT! Would you still worm me if I was a Squish? Alright you know what. more

Did you know pink roses symbolize the ultimate thank you ?! Getting someone a ... Did you know pink roses symbolize the ultimate thank you ?! Getting someone a pink rose is like saying Thank you for being cute and spiky! or Thank you for buying me last minute from the grocery store ! Or thank you for not clipping me off your... more

Hey Baby Axolotl teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the w... Hey Baby Axolotl teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water very slowly. Oh you too? Hmm in that case can you teach me how to make cute facial expressions? While walking in the water? Very slowly? more

Do it. Do the thing. You know that thing you want to do but know you shouldn t... Do it. Do the thing. You know that thing you want to do but know you shouldn t? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right now. You can trust me I know a thing or two about doing things that everyone else says you shouldn t do... more

Let me tell you of a far-off distant land a land of wild storms and wind and r... Let me tell you of a far-off distant land a land of wild storms and wind and rain. But it doesn t rain down frogs and jellybeans like it does here oh no no no! Instead it rains down water ! And when it touches you it clings to your body from flipper... more

Oh hello there Squishable Rosy Maple Moth! Looking lovely as always! I just sa... Oh hello there Squishable Rosy Maple Moth! Looking lovely as always! I just saw you on this month s cover model of Moth Magazine your wings looked absolutely gorgeous. Did you have work done? You can tell me I never gossip! Not a hint? Oh well... more

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop I m not that good at scaring people. My o... BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop I m not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die... more

I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my ... I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No it s a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on out little one! Don t be shy! Or you know you can stay right where you are if you want no pressure!... more

If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me the phrase it s freakin... If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me the phrase it s freakin bats is ingrained into the deep recesses of your brain. If not then this description makes no sense. Ah Vine how I miss you so! more

To tell you all the truth I have no gosh dang idea WHAT a wombat is! From what... To tell you all the truth I have no gosh dang idea WHAT a wombat is! From what the good ol Google has told me it s a marsupial from Australia! I wonder if they know Kath & Kim! more

He sees you when you re sleeping! He knows when you re awake! He knows when yo... He sees you when you re sleeping! He knows when you re awake! He knows when your time on this mortal coil is done! In terms of ensuring good behavior that feels a lot more effective to me than putting coal in your stocking just saying. more

Do you spend your time frolicking through the forest looking for mushrooms to ... Do you spend your time frolicking through the forest looking for mushrooms to add to your wicker basket? And dancing with the tweeting little birds? And singing songs to the squirrels? No? Just me? Ok well this is awkward. more

Ha! I ve caught you in my web at last! My spider web that happens to look a lo... Ha! I ve caught you in my web at last! My spider web that happens to look a lot like your couch! Where you will stay all day and cuddle me and we will watch cute cat videos together and nap! And maybe order out for pizza at some point! Muahahaha! more

Shoo Fly Don t Bother Me! There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly! Will you ... Shoo Fly Don t Bother Me! There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly! Will you walk into my parlor? said the Spider to the Fly. Childrens rhymes are really fly-obsessed. We should probably just be glad Old MacDonald didnt farm them. more

What s your item animal? Not the one you feel a close affinity with or have as... What s your item animal? Not the one you feel a close affinity with or have as a pet. I mean the one that invades your bathroom and kitchen decor. My mom loved a good rooster statue! Zoe is obsessed with bowls covered in bees! For me it s ducks. Any... more

You see these colors? We re proud of every single one of them! And this caterp... You see these colors? We re proud of every single one of them! And this caterpillar wants you to also be proud of yourself and everything you stand for! And I m also proud of you! And this caterpillar is proud of you! We re ALL proud of you!... more

They see you when you re sleeping when you re awake and when you told your mom... They see you when you re sleeping when you re awake and when you told your mom you were going to take the chicken out to defrost and never did! That s okay though because the Festive Plague Doctor is willing to overlook all of that! All that matters... more

You re cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the Mini Plague Doctor!... You re cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the Mini Plague Doctor! They will be marrying...someone! Is it the Plague Nurse? Is it another Plague Doctor? Is it YOU? It s you isn t it! You lucky thing. This Wedding Plague Doctor has... more

Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you how the heck are ya doing? I h... Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you how the heck are ya doing? I haven t seen you in centuries! You look great! No really for an ancient undead sorcerer your skin is nailing it! What are you using to make your complexion so glowy?... more

Dragonflies freak me out a little. The way they fly is so unsettling. How do t... Dragonflies freak me out a little. The way they fly is so unsettling. How do they hover in the air? Why are they so fast? Where are they going anyway? WHAT DO THEY KNOW? more